"My brother is too kind. He was eminent when my eminence was only imminent." -Niles Crane
Question #1814 posted on 12/06/2003 4:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
My roommate and I have been wondering about a rumor. This rumor is kind of interesting and I was wondering if there was any truth to it. The rumor is that if your roommate dies during the school year you will get a 4.0. Is this true?
- Wondering Roommate

A: Dear Wondering Roommate,
Yes. There is a direct correlation between what your roommate has happen to him/her and your academic salvation. So keep on believing those things, buddy.
- Scout
A: Dear wondering:

It hasn't ever worked for me, and I've already killed three of my roommates.

-- Misaneroth