"Women can tell you how many degrees (Fahrenheit and Celsius, to say nothing of Kelvin) it was outside." -Optimistic. on first kisses
Question #1836 posted on 12/06/2003 4:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Do you think Paris Hilton would ever come to BYU?
-Tired of getting emails from her

A: Dear Tired,

I sure hope so, then she could teach me how to live the simple life. I hear she likes visitors in her Daddy's suite in NY. Just leave the video camera off.

The captain