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Question #19142 posted on 10/01/2005 3:13 a.m.

Hey Boarders!

So what are some funny scriptures? Like verses or ones taken out of context...
Make me laugh (um..please)

-The Unknown Soldier

A: Dear The Unknown Soldier,

I always liked Isaiah 3:21 (2 Nephi 13:21):

"The rings, and nose jewels,"

A: Dear Unknown,

I knew a lot of guys who read this on their missions - 1 Ne. 11:10 immediately followed by verse 15, so it read like this:

10: And he said unto me: What desirest thou?
15: And I said unto him: A virgin, most beautiful and fair above all other virgins.


A: Dear Unknown Soldier,

I always liked to pair "Wo unto them that crieth 'all is well'" with the chorus from "Come, Come Ye Saints."

- B.C.