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Question #1915 posted on 12/11/2003 4:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

How do you think the temple in Jerusalem will be rebuilt before the second coming?

- Pedro

A: Dear Pedro,
With large cranes, lots of engineers, and your tithing.
-Thor
A: Dear Pedro,

I am guessing Hebrew Slaves, just like the egyptians did.

The captain