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Question #1931 posted on 12/12/2003 4:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
I heard about this girl in DT that fell, hit her head on the corner of something and died. Can you verify this rumor?
- Morbid Mary

A: Dear Morbid Mary,

Yes I can verify that rumor. It happened in the fall of 1978. She and her roommate had been playing with a ouija board. The summoned up somthing and as she left the room she tripped over the board, hit her head on her desk, and died due to a severe brain hemmorage.

The captain