If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey
Question #1961 posted on 12/11/2003 8:29 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Who's your daddy?
-Orphan

A: Dear Orphan,
Mr. T. He's your daddy.
- Aprender
A: Dear Orphan,

No, Who's on first base.

-Teshi