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Question #2034 posted on 12/17/2003 4:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
All of a sudden I have tons of little bug bites. Are there mosquitos around here at this time of the year? If not mosquitos, what else could be biting me?

- I Taste Good

A: Dear Tasty,
It's too cold outside for mosquitoes to still be around. Calling on the vast knowledge I have gained from personal experience while in the third world on a mission, I'd say you might have bed-bugs. They really stink. If you do have bed-bugs then they're living in your mattress. Best bet would be to complain to your landlord, but you can also try spraying your mattress with a diluted bleach mixture. When you do get it taken care of make sure you wash all of your bedding before putting it back on.