"Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Question #2063 posted on 12/20/2003 midnight
Q:

Dear the captain,

What are you the captain of?

- the major

A: Dear major,
See archives. Board Question #1460
~WhiteElephant
A: Dear Major,

To suit my purposes I am the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

the captain
A: You know, he's right.
It matters not how strait the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll...
::: Latro :::