"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" Will Rogers
Question #2111 posted on 12/22/2003 12:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Don't you think that Heavenly Father is the greatest jazz player in existence?

- I bet HE can really cook.

A: Dear You Bet,

I think He could be the greatest. Don't get me wrong, it's not that I think He is incapable, for He surely is more than capable. It's just that I bet he has better things to do with eternity that "cook".

He is omniscient just like all the writers (ok, maybe just a bit more, but not too much) so I bet he could be the greatest board writer, but he is also omnipotent so he ends up with some more pressing responsibilities.

-Pa Grape
A: Dear Bettor,
No, I'd have to go with John Stockton.