Dear 100 Hour Board,
a few years ago (i think it was the best of show winter of in 2004, but i could be wrong), i went to divine comedy. and they sang a song to the tune of 'part of your world' from the little mermaid called 'part of your ward.' and i was wondering if there was any way that i could get the lyrics to that.
'what's a ncmo, and why is it, what's the word, wrong?'
I know the sketch of which you speak. Unfortunately, Divine Comedy does not have that particular transcript archived, and the longest-tenured member of the current troupe was unable to find a show script with that song in it. If he does come across it, we'll pass that along.