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Question #22497 posted on 04/15/2003 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Who would win a game of bowling between all of the bowling instructors? Do they even play?
- 10PIN

A: Dear 10PIN,
We are insulted that you could even doubt that the bowling instructors bowl. That's like asking if the engineering grad students ever design anything. Unless, of course, if you meant, 'Do they ever play against each other?' It turns out that they seldom play against each other, in fact, maybe never. As to the winner? Well, Kenric's mean hook ball received a vote, but the consensus firmly supports Coach Noel as the bus driver.
-Taking you all to school