"If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun." - Katharine Hepburn
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

There is a rumor that somewhere in the Bible it says something like:

Ho ho ho ho, and a man came from the north.

This is supposidly santa claus or something. Is this true? And if it is, where in the bible?

A: Dear St. Nick,

I found what you're looking for at Zech. 2: 6 I'll quote it for you.
6 Ho, ho, come forth, and flee from the land of the north, saith the LORD: for I have spread you abroad as the four winds of the heaven, saith the LORD.
This is DEFINITELY NOT about Santa. This chapter in Zechariah is prophesying about the gathering of Israel.

-cubic nerd