"Childhood obesity is a growing problem" -DU Headline
Question #2291 posted on 01/12/2004 12:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
I have always wanted to know why my mom always made me wear underpants?

- Capt. Underpants

A: Dear captain,

Because she knew you'd run around with naught else but a cape and figured she was saving the world from a fate worse than death. I would have to agree.

- Captain Duck
A: Dear Captain Underpants,

You are so lucky, my mom forbade me to wear underpants. That led to multiple painful zipping experiences and lots of problems in Gym. I do believe, however, that the time I was doing pullups in Gym and my friend pulled down my pants was the most humilliating experience of all time. I want to cry now.

The captain
A: Dear Capt.,

If you are asking this question as an adult, and honestly don't know... I believe there is no hope for you.

- Beemer Boy
A: Dear Capt. Underpants:

"I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so."

-- Pinky