In response to your email, Franky Fresh, I'm going to even things out by ripping on my home state of AZ so people won't feel hurt that I bagged on their home states. Ahem:
Arizona? More like arid-zone-ah. No, more like Al-Qaida-zona. Seriously, what up with all that useless desert... all that sand without a beach! Your capitol shouldn't be Phoenix, it should be Lame City. Only Arizona guys hit on chicks in Periodicals. Get a life, Arizona.