Dear 100 Hour Board,
This is a little embarrassing, especially considering how many people are going to read this, but I think I have a crush on the captain. I'm sure he's hardly surprised, what with his endearing comments about life in general and women in particular, but so it is. So I suppose what I'm trying to ask is how do I ask the captain on a date?
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Contact my assistant, he will arrange everything.
firstname.lastname@example.org, his name is Jon.