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Question #2331 posted on 01/10/2004 12:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

This is a little embarrassing, especially considering how many people are going to read this, but I think I have a crush on the captain. I'm sure he's hardly surprised, what with his endearing comments about life in general and women in particular, but so it is. So I suppose what I'm trying to ask is how do I ask the captain on a date?


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A: Dear Kokopelli,

Contact my assistant, he will arrange everything.

ewornoj@hotmail.com, his name is Jon.

The captain