"Childhood obesity is a growing problem" -DU Headline
Question #2344 posted on 01/14/2004 12:01 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Has anybody else noticed that on the original Mario Bros. game for NES when mario gets the fire power from the flower it looks like he is picking and flinging flaming boogers?
- Mario rules

A: Dear Mario rules,
Mario's got nothin on me. My boogers are not only flaming, they have satellite imagery guiding systems and I can control them remotely like in Rise of the Triad so I can blow guys up around corners and stuff-- even the guys who pretend they're dead and then you have to shoot them again. Yeah, it's like that.
::: Latro :::
A: Dear Mario,
My video-game-king husband agrees with you. That's a bit disturbing.
~I'm-a gonna win