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Question #2412 posted on 01/17/2004 12:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Why is what?

- Yes

A: Dear No,
Indubitably. Nay, undeniably, contingent upon retroactive affirmation of obligatory introspective supposition. Fallacious, however, theorizing postponed fantastical abstraction.
=> Obfuscator
A: Dear Yes,

"No, What's on second." "Then, who's on first?" "Exactly!"

-CGNU Grad