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Question #2496 posted on 01/20/2004 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Who's the best plumber Mario or Luigi?
- They can't be plumbers I've never seen the unsightly crack

A: Dear Person,

It would have to be Mario. He has years more experience when handling big apes and jumping over barrels to rescue hot pixelated women. Mario has also had many of his own adventures and cameos while his timid brother Luigi just finally had his first big break in the industry with out the help of big brother, "Luigi's Mansion." But I feel this caused a bit of contention.... Where was Luigi to be found in Mario Sunshine??? Will the brothers ever make up and get back to jumping on turtles together??? Let us all hope so.

-Jamba Juice