If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey
Question #2523 posted on 01/20/2004 12:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
How many ducks live on campus?
- Josephine

A: Dear Josephine,

742. Give or take about three eggs.

--Cucumber squared
A: Dear Josephine,

One less after today.

The captain