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Question #2621 posted on 01/26/2004 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,
seriously, who wouldn't want a prehensile tongue? i think it'd be wicked awesome.
- had to look it up, but i'm smarter for it

A: Dear smarter,

Um... no. My tongue does not need any more capabilities than it already has.

A: Dear Smarter,

Me. Seriously. Don't want one. But thanks for asking. You could probably find quite a market for them.

A: Dear Sir-Licks-A-Lot.

It wouldn't be that useful because it would be coated with saliva all the time. Ever picked up something that a dog had in its mouth? Did you enjoy that feeling? Didn't think so.

Now a prehensile tail or prehensile feet. Those would qualify as wicked awesome. If I had three wishes, I would wish for a prehensile tail and two prehensile feet.

-- The Keeper of Nutritious Bindings