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Question #271 posted on 07/28/2003 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,
It is a sad state of affairs at Chevy, coming out with the Impala SS with no 8-cyl engine. Can the Olds Aurora 4.0L 8-cyl fit into the Impala? And by "fit into", I mean mount in the engine cavity and power the car, not sit in the cab or the trunk. Not that I have the money to buy either the car or the engine...just curious.
- FieroFan

A: Dear FieroFan, The guys as Chevy told me I was stupid for asking. They then proceeded to explain to me a lot about the dynamics of the car that I didn't understand. So I guess the answer is no.
- The captain