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Question #2721 posted on 01/30/2004 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Final installment of questions after a trip to California:

3) How many 26 year olds in Clalifornia have 3 kids, and a minivan? How about in Utah?

Thanks for any light that you can shed on these important subjects.

-Chicken Little

A: Dear Chicken Little,

Less. More.

-CGNU Grad (who thinks that if you expected anything other than a wise answer to this after telling us that we didn't have to research this, that you are pretty foolish)
A: Dear Chicken Little,

Well, in Clalifornia, there are exactly 30,321.27 26 year olds with minivans, and 4,534 of those have three children. In California, I have no idea. As for Utah, all I know is that Utah kept Chrysler in business back when it first came out with the minivan.

- Irreverent