"I like fiery passion, actually." - Olympus
Question #27246 posted on 11/14/2002 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Why are those "dangerous midget scooters" allowed on campus, but not the sensible, comfortable, warm-and-fuzzy, experience-proven skateboard (namely, the longboard skateboard)? I think everyone will be using them in the future.
--Robot S. Milosevic

A: Dear R.S.M.,
As far as I was aware, scooters were banned from campus. I, too, though, have noticed a few renegades scooting around. Perhaps you should join them on your longboard.
-Bob the Tomato