Dear 100 Hour Board,
Why are those "dangerous midget scooters" allowed on campus, but not the sensible, comfortable, warm-and-fuzzy, experience-proven skateboard (namely, the longboard skateboard)? I think everyone will be using them in the future.
--Robot S. Milosevic
As far as I was aware, scooters were banned from campus. I, too, though, have noticed a few renegades scooting around. Perhaps you should join them on your longboard.
-Bob the Tomato