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Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Why didn't Elder Haight speak in conference? I always look forward to his talks.

-Worried

A: Dear Worried-

According to my sources, Elder Haight did not feel well enough to speak during the Sunday morning session when he was scheduled. Elder Holland, who was supposed to speak during the Sunday afternoon session, was moved to the morning session to cover. A number of testimonies from new and departing general authorities and officers filled the gap. My sources heard that he left the Sunday morning session early. You may know that Elder Haight, age 95, is not physically well and essentially blind. Perhaps we will hear about his wife Ruby during the October conference.

-ECDC