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Question #2837 posted on 02/02/2004 12:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
I overheard my girlfriend say that she got a brazilian wax last weekend. What's the difference between that and a regular wax?
- naive

A: Dear Naive,
A Brazilian wax is like a bikini wax, only ten times more invasive. It basically waxes EVERYTHING between your navel and thighs. Yes, I mean everything. The process is extremely painful and extremely invasive. It became popular because of Brazilian thong-style swim suits, hence the name. Doesn't sound good to me, but neither do those swim suits.