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Question #2970 posted on 02/07/2004 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Yah, it is a personal problem and I really need to know the nature of the problem?!?! What is it?

A: Dear Feces,

Problem 1: you are discussing your bowel troubles with the general public.

Problem 2: your original question was rather vague (see Feb. 3, 2004).

Problem 3: the results that come up when you type "green poo" into google. I would not recommend it.

Solution for all three problems: go to the BYU Health Center and talk to a trained professional, in a private, confidential consultation. In fact, bring a sample when you go. This will ensure you don't wait long for your appointment.

- Beemer Boy