The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw. –Jack Handey
Question #3003 posted on 02/07/2004 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,
So I was doubling with my friend and his girlfriend the other night, and they told me a wierd story. Several nights before they had been "kissing-out" when my friends dog ran up and joined them. Isn't there something disugustingly wrong with that?

A: Dear Niatpac,

Yes. Now stop trying to rip off the captain's name.