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Question #31092 posted on 05/16/2001 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

I was just wondering - there was a strange band of red light across the sky a few nights ago. It wasn't light pollution, and was a dark crimson. Do you know what this was?

- Hopper

A: Dear Hopper,

Odds are the strange bad of red light was due to the absorption of the rest of the visible spectrum, allowing only red light to reach your eyes. What caused it? I don't know.

- Othello