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Question #3139 posted on 02/11/2004 12:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board Females,

Is biting your nails really unattractive to girls?

- Chompie

A: Dear Chompie,
Well, it is if they're ragged and bleeding and hanging all over the place. If you can bite your nails and make it look decent, I couldn't care less. Also, if you bite your nails while I'm talking to you, that's not very cool. And wash your hands.

A: Dear Chompie,

If you do it in front of us, yes. Whichever method you favor, make sure you keep your nails SHORT. Anything even bordering on long-ish nails on guys is a turn-off, so chomping is better than nothing.

-Julia, who is grateful her husband uses clippers
A: Dear Chompie,

As long as they're shorter than mine (and mine are very short) and look decent, I don't care how they got that way, as long as I don't have to watch.