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Question #3140 posted on 02/11/2004 12:01 a.m.
Q:

Dear Solterao,

Dijiste "me liga." Pero no me gusta llamar a los chicos. Si quieres hablar conmigo, puedes llamarme.

--La Soltera

A: Dear Solteira,

Unfortunately, I lost your phone number and can't find it anywhere. That's ok though, I don't think the whole Portuguese/Spanish thing would have worked out.

-Solteirão