By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. -George Carlin
Question #315 posted on 07/22/2003 midnight
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Dear 100 Hour Board,
I have a suggestion for the mayonnaise stained shirt kid---Wash the shirt in Mayonnaise. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. This philosophy works on mustard stains, gravy stains, any sort of stain, just wash the fabric in the offending stain agent. It works wonders.
- The Stain Master