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Question #3160 posted on 02/13/2004 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,
What if an obese man got a tattoo, and then lost weight? Would the tattoo shrink?
- President of the KCC

A: Dear Prez,
No, it wouldn't. I unfortunately learned this first hand from an old man at my community pool. *shudder* The tattoos (and the skin) stay the same size. That's why Arnold has saggy boobs now.