Dear 100 Hour Board,
I have some classes in the Eyring building but I'm not strong enough to pull open the doors. Why are they so hard to open? My roommate says I should start taking steroids so that I can open the doors and get to class. What do you think?
I don't think steroids are necessary. All you need to do is wait for a reasonably buff man/woman/seeing-eye-dog to open them for you. But if you'd rather be self sufficient I suggest practicing opening those doors ten times a day, fifty reps. I guarantee results by Fall semester.
- The Rad Hatter