If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey
Question #3166 posted on 02/10/2004 12:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

"Dear FrankyFresh,

Last time I checked, Lucifer was of the male gender. Therefore, Lucifer = devil, Lucifer = male, and by the logical law of substitution, male = devil. Thus, you can see your point has no validity and is only offending that half of the population that would include any girl you might be dating at the moment.

One of the superior gender "

Props to the Grad, but how about THIS for messed up logic?:
Money is the root of all evil
Women = time*money
women=money*money or money^2
money^2 = all evil

wooh, I need to sit down...
- Hopper

A: Dear Hopper,

Check the archives for Mortimer J. Pugh's question, "Are girls really the root of all evil, and if so, can you prove it mathematically?" on 2/5/02, especially Avagadro's response.