Oh, there he goes off to his room to write that hit song "Alone in my principles."
Question #322 posted on 07/21/2003 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Where is the nearest lake or pond where I can see a common coot (Fulica atra)? I hate going all these ponds and only seeing mallards (Anas platyrhynchos) begging for bread and chee-tos.
- Lagopus mutus

A: Dear rock ptarmigan,
According to the Utah County Birders, American Coots (Fulica americana) may be seen on Utah Lake and the lower Provo River. However, Fulica atra is listed as the Eurasian Coot, and watching it would necessitate a trip to Europe, Asia, or New Zealand.
-Homo lutulentus maestus