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Question #3223 posted on 02/14/2004 12:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
I would like to go to school dressed as a hobbit (preferably Frodo. I am short and also have a short friend who would like to go as Sam.) Do you have any suggestions for putting together cheep, yet authtically hobbit looking outfits. Thanks

- Gravy

A: Dear Can't Wait Until Halloween,

Grow or create hairy feet. Rub dirt onto your skin. Wear plain-colored clothes or even tunics made form brown sheets. Borrow someone's full-length cloak. Talk about food a lot.

~Midwest girl
A: Dear Gravy,

Make sure to stop and yell "Huzzah!" several times during class breaks.

-Shark Bait