"Dear Editor. I'm offended. Not always, but often." - Letter in the Daily Universe

Dear 100 Hour Board,

•A new aquaintance of mine said that the church pays the mafia in sicily to protect the missionaries. Is this fact of fiction?


A: Dear NKOTB,

Yes, the church is all about getting involved in a secret combination with organized crime units who support things like drug trafficking, kidnappings and assasinations. Haven't you ever read the Book of Mormon??

- Mighty Quinn