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Question #3311 posted on 02/16/2004 12:03 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Why do you think so many artists and intellectuals are liberals? I mean, I'm not trying to deny that the overwhelming majority of these people seem to left-wingers, I'm just wondering why that is.

- Curious

A: Dear C,
They end up using welfare a lot.