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Question #3330 posted on 02/14/2004 12:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Comment: Isn't it plausible that rich girls really are more attractive, since last generation's hotties married future doctors? Shallow people end up with other shallow people, you know. Don't think I'm advocating the pursual of such offspring; my girlfriend is wonderfully anti-worldly (and still gorgeous). I just think you discounted the theory a bit quickly.


A: Dear BAWB,

The question to which you are referring to was a very subjective question, and we answered it as such. Obviously, there are exceptions to my answer, but using the world's view of "beauty", which I think was appropriate, since Vin asked about "hotties", our answer was an absolute. Most girls out the could be "hotties" if they spent that much time and money on it. We, however, prefer the girls that are cute, and have a great personality. That makes them better looking than any "hottie".

-the pirates (who don't do anything)