Whenever he thought about it, he felt terrible. And so, at last, he came to a fateful decision. He decided not to think about it. ~John-Roger and Peter McWilliams
Question #3462 posted on 02/21/2004 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
So, I see that there is a figher jet available for purchase on ebay (see http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/ptech/02/17/jet.fighter.ap/index.html). If one were to acquire said jet, would the US government allow its use over the friendly skies or would it be shot down on sight? Your reply would greatly enhance my bid price.
- Can I be a Blue Angel?

A: Dear Angel,

(I just saw a play with a drag queen named angel)

This morning on CBS news (radio) they said it would be okay because it had to be totally disarmed before the bidding became legal.

The captain