"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells." - Dr. Seuss
Question #3487 posted on 02/23/2004 12:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Has anybody here ever read "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader" books? They're an excellent way to pass the time in the... um.. office. I was just curious because many of the random questions on the board sound like they come straight from those inspirational books. If you havn't read any of them, I highly recommend that you do.
- Spending way too long in my office.

A: Dear Bathroom-Hogger,

Nope. But I've browsed through "The Great American Bathroom Book," or something like that. Very interesting stuff.

A: Dear Spending,
I'm a proud owner of "Uncle John's Legendary Lost Bathroom Reader". It's classic.