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Question #34883 posted on 04/04/2007 3:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What are your opinions on girls who don't wear makeup?

-Fabulous Face

A: Dear Fab,

Interesting question; I enjoyed answering it. However, it was asked just a few months ago. You can see our answers at Board Question #29709.

—Laser Jock
A: My dear Face,

Since I didn't get to answer that question when it was originally asked, here's what I have to say: many days I feel pretty enough without, so I don't wear any. Usually I use concealer on my "blemishes." On occasion I will actually wear eye makeup and such. Very infrequently, I will put on inordinate amounts of makeup just for fun, and even less frequently, I will actually go out with it on.

So, yeah. If you already have such a fabulous face, I'm of the opinion that you don't need a whole lot of makeup! Smiling is what will really make you beautiful.

- The Defenestrator