"It's not spiders I dislike, just people." -Petra
Question #3505 posted on 02/23/2004 12:03 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What the heck is that thing being built on the west side of State Street in Orem at approximately 300 South?

-It looks ugly

A: Dear Ugly-

A future shopping/condominium area.

http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,585037368,00.html

It should be rather ritzy.

Atlas
A: Dear ugly looker,

Its the Ramiumpton. People are going to acend the tower and give thanks because they are better than people. They will then blatently violate the law and hand out marriage licences to homosexual couples. When they are finally struck down by a lightning bolt it will all be my fault because I am full of hate.

The captain