If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey
Q:

Dear friends,

While watching General Conferece, someone told me that one of the apostles always has to be in a different building than the other general authorities, because if there was an attack on the large group of apostles, and they all died, one apostle would have to remain on the earth that holds all they keys to the priesthood! It sounds like it is true to me, but was my friend's statement accurate?

- Lil Miss Moonshine

A: Dear Gertrude,

It's accurate up to one flaw: there's actually always two apostles in a separate location in case some catastrophe happens and they have to carry on. Cool, huh?

-Kicks and Giggles