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Question #3524 posted on 02/23/2004 12:03 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
What's the smallest type of dog?
- Extremely bored

A: Dear Bored,

The smallest living dog in the world is a Yorkshire Terrier named "Tiny Pinocchio." The smallest dog ever was a Yorkshire Terrier named "Big Boss." The smallest dog breed in general, however, is the Chihuahua. Too... many... yappy... dogs.... Going... deaf....

~Eowyn