Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? -James Thurber
Question #3538 posted on 02/24/2004 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
is winter ending? please say no--i love the cold and snow.
--where i'm from, it's below zero.

A: Dear pinguino:

Oh for cryin' out loud. Why ask the Board an obvious, factual question and then ask us to contradict it? Yes, winter is ending, little by little. But don't worry too much; you've still got a month left, and then there will be another one next year.

Sheesh.

-- The Keeper of Icy Capillaries
A: Dear Eskimo,

It may seem like it's warming up, but I don't doubt that we'll have at least one more snowstorm. (Ugh.) Usually there's snow on the ground at least part of March.

- FCSM, who longs for 50 degree weather these days