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Question #3594 posted on 02/26/2004 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,
How has the crisis in Haiti affected the church so far? Have the american missionaries been sent out of the country?
- La dominicana

A: Dear Spanish name,
Read the DU. Missionaries are still there.
-Son of Bob
Okay, that was Sunday. Monday afternoon, all the foreign missionaries recieved orders to leave. Continue to read the DU.