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Question #3616 posted on 02/27/2004 12:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Dude. Is there any where I can find left handied underwear?
- Garfield

A: Dear Garfield,

I am sure you can find some at the Leftorium in the Springfield mall.

The captain