"It's not spiders I dislike, just people." -Petra
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
I know the groundhog saw his shadow this year, but when do you think that I'll be able to wear shorts?
- Little Greggy

A: Dear Little Greggy,

Today (February 23) was plenty warm to wear shorts. As a whole it will be getting warmer from here out (although we don't guarantee there won't be a few cold days now and then).

-the pirates (who don't do anything)