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Question #3699 posted on 03/01/2004 12:01 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Who -really- stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

- Saraband

A: Dear Saraband,

I did.

-the cookie monster
A: Dear Saraband,

I'll take the Clinton approach. I did not take the cookie from the jar. There is no cookie jar, well that depends on what your meaning of the word is is.

The captain
A: Dear Saraband,

I think it was the pirates. I know they claim that they don't do anything, but occasionally they get hungry. I'm surprised they were satisfied with only ONE cookie!

-Nemo
A: Dear Saraband:

The Mighty Quinn took it. He was carbo loading.

-- The Keeper of Stapled Shellfish
A: Dear Saraband,

It definately wasn't us, we promise.

the pirates (who don't do anything)